Is this love or what?
A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones. The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend. She texted:
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you.
The husband texted back:
I'm on the toilet. Please advise.
I voted for my "FREEDOM", "GUNS", and "MONEY" - keep the change - UNK.
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"Leadership Rule #2: Don't be an ***hole." - Maj Gen Burton Field.