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Is this love or what?

 
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Old 12-13-2013, 06:54 PM
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Is this love or what?

A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones. The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend. She texted:

If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you.

The husband texted back:

I'm on the toilet. Please advise.
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Old 12-13-2013, 07:06 PM
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Re: Is this love or what?

OMW thats funny!
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Old 12-19-2013, 10:51 PM
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Re: Is this love or what?

That was>>>>>.......unexpected!
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