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A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel , the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a manís testicles, put them on another man and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work"

The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain from one man and put it in another man, and in 4 weeks, he is looking for work"

A Russian doctor says: Russia has you beat, Gentlemen, we take out half a heart from one, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks, he is looking for work."

The United States doctor answers and laughs: "You all are way behind us. 2 years ago in the USA , we took a man with no brains, no heart and no balls, put him in the White House as President. Now, the whole darn country is looking for work!!!
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    Loved it
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    Funny cause it's real.
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    Re: Looking for work

    Good laugh
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