A little feller from east Texas

[J E Custom]

Barack Obama, the Presidential Democratic Party canidate, is for
banning all guns in america.

He is considered by those who have dealt with him as a bit more than
just a little self-rightous.

At a recent rural elementary school assembly in east Texas, He asked
the audience for total quiet. Then,in silence he started to slowly clap
his hands every few seconds,holding the audience in total silence.

Then he spoke into the microphone, "Children,every time I clap my hands
together, a child in america dies from gun violence."

Then, little Richard Earl, with a proud east Texas drawl pierced the quiet
and said : "WELL, DUMB-ASS, STOP CLAPPING !"

J E CUSTOM