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Old 08-19-2011, 06:16 PM
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Lie Detector Robot

Dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it at dinner.

"Son, where were you today?"

The son says, "At school, dad." The robot slaps the son. "OK, OK, I watched a DVD at my friend's house!"

"What DVD?"

"Toy story." The robot slaps the son, again. "OK, OK, it was porn," cries the son!"

"What! When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was," says the dad. The robot slaps dad.

Mom laughs, "Ha, ha, ha! He's certainly is your son." The robot slaps mom.
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Old 08-23-2011, 06:53 PM
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Re: Lie Detector Robot

hahahahahahahahaha
Good one!!!
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