A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into Downtown
Chicago. Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly
a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What
happened, what's the hold up?'
'Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Rosie
O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton. They are
asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are
going to douse them with gasoline and set them on
fire. So we are going from car to car, taking up a
The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'
'About a gallon.'