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Leno, Letterman. Kimmel abuse our poor president

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . .and
think 25 to life would be appropriate. Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for
it. Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser. Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to
society. The other is for housing prisoners. Dave Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the
ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America! Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers. Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers"
program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. Dave
Letterman
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    Re: Leno, Letterman. Kimmel abuse our poor president

    Thats pretty accurate,...and funny. So why the purple sad face in the title?
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    Re: Leno, Letterman. Kimmel abuse our poor president

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    Thats pretty accurate,...and funny. So why the purple sad face in the title?
    I am sooooo sad that our poor president is getting ridiculed! "Can't we all just get along?" to quote Rodney King. I mean, what's the poor man done except drag the greatest country ever into a socialist nightmare of unsustainable debt and ever decreasing freedom? Give the guy a break!
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    Jesus said "...and whoever has no sword is to sell his coat and buy one" Luke 22:36

    Jack Webb lectures the Prez http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4r6YCUtxfs

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    Re: Leno, Letterman. Kimmel abuse our poor president

    It's funny because it's true!!!
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