To kiss a frog
A guy in his 80's was fishing one morning and heard a voice. He looked and looked, but no one was around. He heard the voice again saying "pick me up, pick me up". Looking down, he saw a frog. The frog then said "if you will kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful, beautiful young woman who will stay with you and do anything you want me to". After a moment, the old man picked the frog up and very gently put it in his shirt pocket. The frog says, what's wrong with you? All you have to do is kiss me. The old man then said, "nope, at my age, I'd rather have a talking frog".
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