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Jeff Gordon fires his pit crew

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Unread 12-11-2008, 03:34 PM
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Jeff Gordon fires his pit crew

This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of Barack Obama's
new scheme to employ Harlem youngsters.

The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how
unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less rhan
6 seconds without proper equiptment , where as Gordon's existing crew could
only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars worth of high tech equiptment.

It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's management team
as most races are won or lost in the pits.

However ; Gordon got more than he bargained for !!!

At the crews first practice session ,not only was the inexperienced crew able to change
all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds , but withen 12 seconds they had re-sprayed,
re-badged ,and sold the car to Dale Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, A bag of weed , and
some photos of Jeff's wife in the shower.

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    Unread 12-11-2008, 03:40 PM
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    Re: Jeff Gordon fires his pit crew

    That's funny....
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    Unread 12-12-2008, 05:07 PM
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    Re: Jeff Gordon fires his pit crew

    ...I dont care who ya are!
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