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Old 11-16-2007, 03:43 PM
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I'm In The Hospital

I walked down the busy sidewalk, knowing I was late for an important meeting, my eye fell upon one of those unfortunate, homeless vagabonds that are found in every city these days.

Wearing what can only be described as rags, carrying every worldly possession in two plastic bags, my heart was touched by this person's condition.

Some people turned to stare. Others quickly looked away as if the sight would somehow contaminate them.

Recalling some long ago Parochial School admonition to "care for the sick, feed the hungry and clothe the naked," I was moved by some powerful inner urge to reach out to this unfortunate person.

Yes, where some people saw only rags, I saw a hidden beauty. A small voice inside my head called out, "Reach out, reach out!"
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I Won't be in Church this week!!
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Old 11-16-2007, 04:05 PM
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Something must be wrong with me 'cause somehow I think it just might have been worth it.:eek::eek:

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Old 11-16-2007, 05:38 PM
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That makes me want to put on my Happy Sock!
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Old 11-16-2007, 09:49 PM
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I just want to know one thing.
Are you bragging or complaining.
I been to town twice and one county fair and I ain't never seen nothing like that.
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Old 11-21-2007, 07:39 AM
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An let that be a lesson to yer' the next time you wanna grope my missus you'll be dealin with me!!!!! :p
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Old 11-21-2007, 10:36 PM
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An let that be a lesson to yer' the next time you wanna grope my missus you'll be dealin with me!!!!! :p
It was worth the pain...........
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Old 11-22-2007, 03:56 PM
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LOL with you jwp457

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