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Old 09-08-2007, 10:25 AM
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I hope this isnt to much

One day, while in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow really hurts. I guess I'd better see a doctor."
"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine
sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs only ten dollars. A lot cheaper than seeing
a doctor."
So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine
sample. He pours the sample into the receptacle and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:
"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy
activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart."

That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled.
He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample
from himself for good measure. Joe hurried back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.
The computer prints the following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better!

Thank YOU FOR SHOPPING AT WAL-MART
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Old 09-08-2007, 08:22 PM
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Now thats funny I dont care what any one says.

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Old 09-08-2007, 10:31 PM
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That is funny,now I don't care who you are..........
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Old 01-09-2015, 10:18 PM
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Re: I hope this isnt to much

Worth moving up!
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Old 01-10-2015, 08:16 AM
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Re: I hope this isnt to much

If you don't think that's funny, something is wrong with ya!!

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Old 01-10-2015, 10:08 AM
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Re: I hope this isnt to much

Which store has this machine?

I'm gassin up the truck now.
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Old 01-11-2015, 06:24 PM
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Re: I hope this isnt to much

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Which store has this machine?

I'm gassin up the truck now.
Some people just don't read the entire thread....WALMART!....ROFL

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