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Husband # 11

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle;I'm still a virgin".
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been
married ten times.?"

"Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me
How great it was going to be.

"Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure
How it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.
"Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything
checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
" Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had
The order he didn't know when he would be able to deliver
"Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process
but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.
"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but He wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
"Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.
"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.
"Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
" Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector ; all he ever did was........... God I miss him!
" But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".
"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?
"You're with the "GOVERNMENT"...... This time I KNOW I'M gonna
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