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Unread 02-10-2010, 02:22 AM
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How important is hunting to you?

Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years.

Two days before the group is to leave, Frank's wife puts her foot
down and tells him he isn't going.

Frank's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they
do.

Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find
Frank sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner
cooking on the fire.

"Damn man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife
into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since yesterday.

Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up
behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'"

I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new see
through nightie.

She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had
candles and rose pedals all over..

On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes!

She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did.

And then she said, "Do whatever you want."

So, Here I am.
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    Unread 02-10-2010, 12:56 PM
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    Re: How important is hunting to you?

    Frank is my new HERO!!! That was great.
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    Re: How important is hunting to you?

    AWESOME!!!
    LOL, really funny.
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    Re: How important is hunting to you?

    Waaaaa hahahahahaha! oops, I pee'd a little.
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    Unread 02-15-2010, 12:41 AM
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    Re: How important is hunting to you?

    That one is great. Very funny.

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