Home Remedies

[Southpaw]

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES THAT REALLY WORK

1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat.
Presto!
The blockage will instantly remove itself.

2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat, by using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
Remember to use a timer.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40.
If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

Daily Thought: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES.
NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT,
THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS

[Coues Sniper]

:d :d :d :d :d

[Buffalobob]

You should have saved that for tomorrow and entered the post count contest.

The slinky joke was really good.

[Southpaw]

I haven't been on here much lately, I have a lot of stuff I can post. I know Len doesn't want some ( O.K. a lot ) of the more racy stuff posted here so I just post some of the PG stuff. I got a really good one today but the pic wouldn't post with it so I need to figure that out, and I'll post it too.