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Old 08-03-2011, 10:22 AM
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Hit by a truck...

This guy is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door. There are two sheriff's deputies there. He asks if there is a problem.

One of the deputies asks if he is married, and if so, can he see a picture of his wife.

The guy says "sure" and shows him a picture of his wife.

The sheriff says, "I'm sorry sir, but it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."

The guy says, "I know, but she has a great personality and is an excellent cook.
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Old 08-10-2011, 11:35 PM
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Re: Hit by a truck...

Now thats' COLD.
Funny, but COLD!
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Old 10-04-2011, 01:56 AM
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Re: Hit by a truck...

Awesome!!
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