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Unread 04-07-2007, 10:54 AM
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Hillary

Hillary Clinton said that her childhood dream was
> to be an Olympic athlete. But she was not athletic
> enough. She said she wanted to be an astronaut, but
> at the time they didn't take women. She said she
> wanted to go into medicine, but hospitals made her
> woozy. Should she be telling people this story? I
> mean she's basically saying she wants to be
> president because she can't do anything else." --Jay
> Leno
>
>
> "Well, the big story -- Hillary Clinton will be
> running for president in 2008. You know why I think
> she's running? I think she finally wants to see what
> it's like to sleep in the president's bed." --Jay
> Leno
>
> "Top Democrats have mixed feelings about Sen.
> Hillary Clinton running for president. Apparently,
> some Democrats don't like the idea, while others
> hate it." --Conan O'Brien>
> "In a fiery speech this weekend, Hillary Clinton> wondered why President Bush can't find the tallest
> man in Afghanistan. Probably for the same reason she
> couldn't find the fattest intern under the desk."
> --Jay Leno>
>
> "Former President Bill Clinton said that if his
> wife, Hillary, is elected president, he will do
> whatever she wants. You know Bill Clinton -- when he
> makes a vow to Hillary, you can take that to the
> bank."--Jay Leno=20
>
> "Did you know Bill and Hillary Clinton were born
> under the same sign? Know what sign? 'For Sale.'"
> -Jay Leno>
>
> "A student from the University of Washington has
> sold his soul on eBay for $400. He's a law student,
> so he probably doesn't need it, but still, that's
> not very much. Today, Hillary Clinton said, 'Hey, at
> least I got some furniture and a Senate seat for
> mine." -Jay Leno>
>
> "Hillary Clinton said today that she wants
> legislation to allow all ex-felons to vote. See,
> this way all the Clinton's former business partners
> can vote for her in 2008." --Jay Leno
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    Unread 04-08-2007, 11:01 PM
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    Re: Hillary

    hahaah, love that, thanks
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    Unread 04-09-2007, 08:54 PM
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    Re: Hillary

    Good stuff!
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