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Old 10-06-2011, 12:21 PM
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Herman

‎51 years ago Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army.

On his first day in basic training the army issued him a comb.
That afternoon, the Army barber sheared off his hair.

On the 2nd day the Army issued Herman a toothbrush.
That afternoon the Army dentist yanked 7 of his teeth.

On the 3rd day the Army issued him a jock strap.
The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.
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Old 10-16-2011, 02:43 AM
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Re: Herman

What is a jock strap?

I'm not familiar with the word - however I suppose it has something to do with something you really don't want to loose...;)
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Old 10-16-2011, 10:08 AM
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Re: Herman

Now that's funny.
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Old 10-16-2011, 08:22 PM
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Re: Herman

Haha.. Have only had a few years of Oxford english in school over here, so have probably missed out on a few slang words..
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