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Guns are like girlfriends..............

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Unread 04-18-2008, 10:33 AM
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.....When you break them in properly they'll last a long time.

......They both handle better with over sized knobs.
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    Unread 04-18-2008, 06:36 PM
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    It's frustrating and expensive to figure out just what the hell it is they really want,and
    hiding them in the closet never works for long. The scent of new perfume or gun oil provokes
    the same response from the wife.
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    Unread 04-20-2008, 10:53 AM
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    you are disappointed to find out that she is a big bore and you dont have a bullet big enough for her:eek:
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    Unread 04-20-2008, 09:30 PM
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    You never get tired of the really good ones.

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    A big fast bullet will beat a little fast bullet every time
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    Unread 04-20-2008, 09:34 PM
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    If I do my part right, they always go off.
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    Unread 04-21-2008, 07:52 PM
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    you don't mind having an ugly one you just don't want your friends to see you with one at the range.

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    I'd rather be hunting with Uncle Ted!
    Backstrap fever!
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    Unread 04-22-2008, 02:41 PM
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    If you touch them right, they make loud noises.
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