Guns are like girlfriends..............

[MagMan]

.....When you break them in properly they'll last a long time.


......They both handle better with over sized knobs.

[shorty]

It's frustrating and expensive to figure out just what the hell it is they really want,and
hiding them in the closet never works for long. The scent of new perfume or gun oil provokes
the same response from the wife.

[9-point]

you are disappointed to find out that she is a big bore and you dont have a bullet big enough for her:eek:

[specweldtom]

You never get tired of the really good ones.

Tom

[ss7mm]

If I do my part right, they always go off.

[roundss]

you don't mind having an ugly one you just don't want your friends to see you with one at the range.

[shiredude]

If you touch them right, they make loud noises.