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Old 03-17-2014, 01:35 PM
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Gun control at Bass Pro Shop

Gun Control has already started at Bass Pro Sporting Goods Store. There was a bit of confusion at the Bass Pro Sporting Goods store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets... The cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

"Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amuck, I did just as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card-reader. I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. They need to make their instructions a little clearer!


I STILL DON'T THINK I LOOKED THAT BAD.
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Old 04-11-2014, 11:17 PM
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Re: Gun control at Bass Pro Shop

Funnnnny!
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Old 04-12-2014, 06:45 AM
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Re: Gun control at Bass Pro Shop

Didn't see that coming.
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Old 04-12-2014, 09:33 PM
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Re: Gun control at Bass Pro Shop

LOL!
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Old 04-13-2014, 09:17 AM
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Re: Gun control at Bass Pro Shop

LL!
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Old 04-15-2014, 07:18 AM
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Re: Gun control at Bass Pro Shop

Good one!
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