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Old 03-17-2014, 01:35 PM
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Gun control at Bass Pro Shop

Gun Control has already started at Bass Pro Sporting Goods Store. There was a bit of confusion at the Bass Pro Sporting Goods store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets... The cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

"Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amuck, I did just as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card-reader. I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. They need to make their instructions a little clearer!

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Old 04-11-2014, 11:17 PM
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Old 04-12-2014, 06:45 AM
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Re: Gun control at Bass Pro Shop

Didn't see that coming.

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Old 04-12-2014, 09:33 PM
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"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen."-- Samuel Adams
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Old 04-13-2014, 09:17 AM
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I voted for my "FREEDOM", "GUNS", and "MONEY" - keep the change - UNK.

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Old 04-15-2014, 07:18 AM
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Re: Gun control at Bass Pro Shop

Good one!
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