Garage Door

[J E Custom]

The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that
his zipper was down and his fly area was wide open.

His assistant walked up to him and asked, This morning when
you left the house, did you close your garage door? The boss
told her that he new he'd closed it, and walked into his office
puzzled by the question.

As he finished his paper work, he suddenly noticed his fly was
open,and zipped it up.Then he under stood his assistant's
question about his 'Garage Door'.

So he headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk
to ask,'When my garage door was,did you see my Hummer
parked in there?'

She just smiled and said, 'No I didn't. All I saw was an old mini
van with two flat tires.'