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Unread 06-24-2007, 04:17 PM
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Re: Fresh Water Sharks

STXhunter and Eaglet, I am going to go down to the Blackwater Swamp tomorrow and get and some fixin's fer yew.

Here is the list of ingredients"
<font color="blue"> Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg, and howlet's wing,--
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble </font>

When it is done, I will send you each a quart and if you drink a thimble full twice a day then after ten days you should have develop a "sense of humor" and not get to quoting useless facts. No teenage kid would believe either one of your stories and they ridicule you for days for such pathetic scare tactics.
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Unread 06-24-2007, 04:28 PM
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Re: Fresh Water Sharks

will it help me lose this belly i've been trying to get rid of also [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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Unread 06-24-2007, 06:39 PM
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I'm with stxhunter, if it helps to get rid of my belly I might drink it! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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Our Lord Jesus said that as it was in the days of Noah and
also as it was in the days of Lot so it shall be in the days...
It's happening again!!! God sent to us His prophet, and His Word
to this generation and we once more are rejecting it as was prophesied!!!

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Unread 06-25-2007, 01:27 PM
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Re: Fresh Water Sharks

BB, A couple of friends of mine, "mac" and "beth" agree with you completely!!

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Kirby Allen APS
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Unread 06-25-2007, 10:41 PM
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Re: Fresh Water Sharks


I just started into that summer sausage, good. I have about a half a hunk of the pepperoni or whatever it was that could be thrown in to you potion. It would give it a little zing.

The key is to let mold grow on the end before its really good.

Way too good for bull shark bait.

Now only 40 behind you. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
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