"Found In A Bar In Minnesota..."

[Southpaw]

A Marriage License Should Be Like A Fishing License...
It Expires Every Year and If You're From Out of State You Can Get a 3-Day License...
If You Think About It, Girls and Fish Have A Lot In Common...
They Are Fun To Catch,
If You Clean and Prep Them Right Most Are Good To Eat,
Also, If You Decide To Mount One, It Can Cost You Plenty!
If You Bring One Home, No Matter How Well You Treat Them,
They Eventually Go Bad,
So It's Better Practice To Catch Fresh Ones -

Catch and Release!

[James H]

For years I have been trying to convince my wife of this but she is still resistant I don't get it either.(no pun intended).