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Roy, lots of things are funny to me, but I'm a sucker for the play on words jokes. You gave us the punch line, now you need to do the whole thing.

Here's another one.

My favorite superhero is a dog named "Kal". He only has one super power though, and it's his horribly bad breath! Yep, halitosis of biblical proportions. One bark and he can knock a whole gang of bad guys unconscious. Other than that, he's weak and fragile, so you could say "Super Kal is fragilistic 'cept for halitosis!"

I ain't apologizing no more, I was humidified by the last one ............. Tom

Len, I still say the redfaced icon is purple and looks constipated.
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It was the end of a long travel day for Shelly Winters and her personal assistant.

They rushed out of the cap, entered the hotel and rapidly approached the registration counter to sign in.

A couple of Nuns were a step or two ahead of them and got to the desk first. Shelly Winters rudely elbowed to a position ahead of them........

Her personal assistant say "Wait till the Nuns sign Shelly."


Then there's the one about oppornoctity.......
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Roy, lots of things are funny to me, but I'm a sucker for the play on words jokes. You gave us the punch line, now you need to do the whole thing.

Here's another one.

My favorite superhero is a dog named "Kal". He only has one super power though, and it's his horribly bad breath! Yep, halitosis of biblical proportions. One bark and he can knock a whole gang of bad guys unconscious. Other than that, he's weak and fragile, so you could say "Super Kal is fragilistic 'cept for halitosis!"

I ain't apologizing no more, I was humidified by the last one ............. Tom

Len, I still say the redfaced icon is purple and looks constipated.
Its not purple? I thought it was purple too.........and now that you mention it, he does look like he needs to ''bust a gopher'' doesnt he.
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You guys are too funny, reminds me of the knock knock jokes.
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When Royinidaho was a young boy he went to the zoo to see the sabor-toothed tigers, (yes, he's that old!). He was sporting some brand new shoes his mom had made him out of yak skin. While he was standing by the tiger cage one of them reached out and grabbed Roy's foot and tore one of his new shoes right off his foot. A guard, seeing tha whole thing ran over to Roy and said, pointing at one of the cats, "pardon me Roy, is that the cat that chewed you new shoe"

You know, Chattanooga choo choo.
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Awwwrriiight LR!!! I was there that day, down at the Mammoth compound.

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