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Old 03-18-2010, 08:42 AM
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Flatulence speaks?

A guy had gone to many doctors trying to cure an embarrassing problem. None were able to diagnose or treat it. While at his dentist's office for a checkup, he mentioned that he had a medical problem, but it was apparently incurable. His dentist asked if he minded telling him about it. Sheepishly, the guy confided that when he farted, it sounded like "Honda", and anyone who heard it would point at him and usually laugh out loud and he was really tired of it. The dentist said that he might be able to help. Sure enough, after a thorough examination, the dentist had good news for him. "I can cure you", he said calmly. Skeptically, the guy asked him what he had found that so many medical doctors had missed. The dentist replied that he had an abcessed tooth, and that "abcess makes the fart go Honda".

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Old 03-19-2010, 11:00 AM
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Re: Flatulence speaks?

So this dislexic guy walks into a bra........
I get that one, but honda???? what did I overlook? Have you been sniffing the superglue fumes from Royinidaho's ammo factory?
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Uhmmm....
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Re: Flatulence speaks?

I am going to sniff the screen when I re-read Roy's Super Glue thread to see if it gets funnier!!!
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Old 03-19-2010, 08:55 PM
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Re: Flatulence speaks?

I'm getting old enough that I don't buy green bananas anymore.

There used to be a well known phrase,"absence makes the heart grow fonder". It's a play on that.

I gotta update my material!

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Old 03-19-2010, 11:48 PM
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Oh ok.
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Old 03-20-2010, 08:32 AM
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Re: Flatulence speaks?

Sheese!!!!

I to am aged as I 'got' it.

How about "Wait till the Nun signs Shelly?"
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