First Train Ride!
Boudreaux and Thibideaux were on their very first train ride out west. They had brought along bananas for lunch.
Just as they began to peel them, the train entered a long, dark tunnel.
"Have you eaten your banana yet," Boudreaux asked excitedly? "No," replied Thibideaux.
"Well, don't touch it den," Boudreaux
"I yust took one bite and went blind!"
There is not such thing as too many guns, safes or fishing poles!