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Unread 01-23-2013, 02:45 PM
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Failure to communicate

Over 200 dead crows littered I-10 near Orange, Texas. State biologists and PETA scientists spent hundreds of hours performing post mortem examinations on the crows. They were concerned about a possible outbreak of avian flu. They were relieved to conclude that all the birds were road kill. 98% had been killed by trucks, and 2% by cars. They brought in a respected ornithological behaviorist to try to determine how such a disparate number was possible. He concluded that when crows feed on carrion on the highway, they always post a lookout. Turns out that the lookout crow could say "cah", but couldn't say "truck".

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Unread 01-27-2013, 02:32 PM
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Re: Failure to communicate

Not many jokes make me laugh out loud when I'm alone, but this one surely did. Thanks
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