One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in the classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy:
Teacher:Tommy do you see the tree outside?
Teacher: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
Teacher: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
Tommy: O.K. (He returned a moment later) Yes, I saw the sky.
Teacher: Did you see God?
Teacher: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there.
A little girl raised her hand and asked if she could ask the boy some questions too. The teacher nodded her head.
Little Girl: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
Little Girl: Did you see the sky outside?
Little Girl: Do you see the teacher?
Little Girl: Do you see her brain?
Little Girl: That's MY point. Does that mean that if we can't see it, it isn't there?
IN DIXIE WE DON"T CALL 911 !
Last edited by bigbuck; 04-30-2010 at 12:15 PM.