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Old 04-30-2010, 12:12 PM
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One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in the classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy:


Teacher:Tommy do you see the tree outside?

Tommy: Yes.

Teacher: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?

Tommy: Yes.

Teacher: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.

Tommy: O.K. (He returned a moment later) Yes, I saw the sky.

Teacher: Did you see God?

Tommy: No.

Teacher: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there.

A little girl raised her hand and asked if she could ask the boy some questions too. The teacher nodded her head.

Little Girl: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?

Tommy: Yes.

Little Girl: Did you see the sky outside?

Tommy: Yes.

Little Girl: Do you see the teacher?

Tommy: Yes.

Little Girl: Do you see her brain?

Tommy: No.

Little Girl: That's MY point. Does that mean that if we can't see it, it isn't there?
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Re: *********evolution**********

Great analagy!
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Old 04-30-2010, 12:26 PM
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Re: *********evolution**********

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Great analagy!

Thanks Glad you liked it . I copied it out of my church flyer that was handed out last sunday.
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Re: *********evolution**********

That's funny there!!!
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That's funny there!!!

+1 It takes a whole lot more faith to believe "evolution" than it does to believe that their is a God ! I feel like the analogy was very simple, one could say " right down on the bottom of the shelf were the little bitty children of God could pick it up"

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Re: *********evolution**********

Cute and makes a point too.
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Re: *********evolution**********

Good one, and very funny, I was picturing the teachers face after the last question
thanks for sharing
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