The economy is so bad...
...that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
...CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
...Exxon-Mobile laid off 25 Congressmen.
...Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
...Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
...A picture is now only worth 200 words.
...They renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street".
...I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.