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Unread 12-09-2012, 08:17 AM
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Drinks for everyone ...

A union captain walks into a bar next door to the factory and is about to
order a drink to celebrate Obama’s victory when he sees a guy close by wearing
a Romney for President button and two beers in front of him. He doesn't have
to be an Einstein to know that this guy is a Republican. So, he shouts over to
the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear, "Drinks for everyone in here,
bartender, but not for the Republican."

Soon after the drinks have been handed out, the Republican gives him a big
smile, waves at him, then says, "Thank you!" in an equally loud voice. This
infuriates the union captain.

The union captain once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the
Republican. As before, this does not seem to bother the Republican. He
continues to smile, and again yells, "Thank you!"

The union captain once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the
Republican. As before, this does not seem to bother the Republican. He
continues to smile, and again yells, "Thank you!"

The union captain asks the bartender, "What the hell is the matter with that
Republican? I've ordered three rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but
him, and all the silly ass does is smile and thanks me. Is he nuts?"

"Nope," replies the bartender. "He owns the place."
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    Unread 12-11-2012, 09:08 PM
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    Re: Drinks for everyone ...

    Great one!! I stole and sent it to friends!!
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