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Dresss Code For Those Over Fifty

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Dresss Code For Those Over Fifty

Many of us (those over 50, WAY over 50 or hovering near 50) are quite
confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the
kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we
try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on
the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be

01. A nose ring and bifocals

02. Spiked hair and bald spots

03. A pierced tongue and dentures

04. Miniskirts and support hose

05. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

06. Speedo's and cellulite

07. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

08. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

09. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

10. Bikinis and liver spots

11. Short shorts and varicose veins

12. Inline skates and a walker

And last, but not least . . . my personal favorite:

13. Thongs and Depends
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