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Old 12-23-2010, 10:45 PM
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Dog in car

The other day I was at Walmart and my dog was with me. I rolled down the windows so that she could get fresh air. As I got out of the truck, I was saying over and over "stay! stay here! Don't follow me!" When she layed down on the seat, I closed my door. I took a couple of steps away and repeated loudly "stay! stay here! wait for me!
A very attractive young woman had just gotten out of her car and was taking all this in. I heard her mutter under her breath "Why in the hell doesn't he just put it in park?"

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Old 12-24-2010, 08:40 AM
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Re: Dog in car

Ha! Good one Tom!!
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Old 12-24-2010, 10:12 AM
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Re: Dog in car

Was she a Blond?

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Old 12-24-2010, 11:58 AM
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Re: Dog in car

Was starting to think she was still sitting there waiting on you to get back.....but you ruined that by saying she was attractive. Sorry, couldn't help it.


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