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Depressed, I Called a Suicide Hotline

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Unread 12-08-2007, 10:30 PM
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Depressed, I Called a Suicide Hotline

I was all depressed last night,
so I called "Lifeline".

Got a call center in Pakistan.

I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited, and asked
if I could drive a truck.
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    Unread 12-08-2007, 11:17 PM
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    I don't care what anyone says that's funny!
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    Unread 12-09-2007, 12:37 PM
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    Lmao......

    that was a classic....sounds like something rodney dangerfield would use.....AJ
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    Re: Depressed, I Called a Suicide Hotline

    OH so TRUE.....
    i have a truck for sale if you need one......
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