> DENTURES & GOLF
> A couple of old guys were golfing one day, when one
> of the men said that he was going to go to Dr. Basil
> for a new set of dentures in the morning.
> His elderly friend remarked that he, too, had gone
> to the very same dentist two years before.
> "Is that so?" the first old gentleman asked. "Did he
> do a good job?"
> The second gent replied, "Well, I was on the golf
> course yesterday when the fellow on the ninth hole
> hooked a shot. The ball must have been going at
> least 200 mph when it smacked me right in the
> The first old guy was confused and asked, "What does
> that have to do with
> your dentures?"
> The second man answered, "That was the first time in
> two years that my teeth
> didn't hurt."