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Definition of Globalization

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death.

Question: How come?

Answer :
An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes

In a French tunnel, riding in a German car with a Dutch engine,

Driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky,
(check the bottle before you Change the spelling),

Followed closely by Italian Paparazzi on Japanese motorcycles,

Treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian Medicines.

This is sent to you by a Canadian, using American Bill Gates' technology and

You're probably reading this on your computer that uses Taiwanese chips and a Korean monitor,

Assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant,

Transported by Indian truck drivers and hi-jacked by Indonesians,

Unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,

And trucked to you by Mexican illegals...

That, my friends, IS Globalization!
If God didn't want man to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat.
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