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Defining Stressful

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Unread 09-04-2011, 08:05 AM
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Defining Stressful

You pick up a hitchhiker, a beautiful girl. Suddenly she faints inside your car and you take her to a hospital.
Now that's stressful.

But at the hospital, they say she is pregnant & congratulate you that you are going to be a father. You say that you are not the father, but the girl says you are.
This is getting very stressful.

So then ... you request a DNA test to prove that you are not the father. After the tests are completed, the doctor says that you are infertile, and probably have been since birth. So, you are NOT the father.
You are extremely stressed, but relieved.

On your way back home, you think about your three kids at home.

If God didn't want man to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat.
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    Unread 09-06-2011, 06:18 PM
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    Re: Defining Stressful

    Very funny, thanks for sharing
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    Unread 12-04-2011, 10:29 PM
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    Re: Defining Stressful

    Im getting stressed
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    Unread 12-04-2011, 11:10 PM
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    Re: Defining Stressful

    HaHAaaaaaaaaaaa that's great!

    My dad worked with a guy that had six kids. In the divorce, as a child support formality, the guy's lawyer requested paternity tests be done. ONE of the kids was!
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