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Unread 04-28-2010, 01:41 AM
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Dear Lord

Dear Lord,
This past year you have taken away
my favorite actor, Patrick Swayze.

You have seen fit to take my favorite
actress, Farah Fawcett.

In fact, you took my favorite singer,
Michael Jackson and my favorite salesman, Billy Mays.

Wait for it...

I just wanted you to know that Obama is my favorite

και ο μη εχων πωλησατω το ιματιον αυτου και αγορασατω μαχαιραν... Luke 22:36
Jesus said "...and whoever has no sword is to sell his coat and buy one" Luke 22:36

Jack Webb lectures the Prez

How to pray for the man in the White House
Psalm 109:5
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Unread 04-28-2010, 11:54 AM
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Re: Dear Lord

Good one. But do you realy think all 4 would go to the pearly gates? I got my doubts............... Im thinkin the guy with the pitch fork isnt in any hurry to claim his prize...... I mean can you imagine forced ''HELL-TH'' care. Dang I crack myself up
"Its not Rocket Surgery.....'

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