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Old 11-14-2007, 02:59 PM
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Dear Abby

Dear Abby:
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything.

What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job six years ago, he hasn't even looked

for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and shoot the breeze with his buddies while I have to work to pay the bills.

Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me and hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do?

Signed: Clueless

Dear Clueless:

Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman. You don't need him anymore! You're a United States Senator from New York running for President of the United States. Act like one.

Signed: Abby
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Old 11-15-2007, 10:50 AM
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Nice one!!!
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Old 11-19-2007, 02:56 PM
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AA+ Very good!
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Old 11-19-2007, 05:38 PM
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Dear Abby:
My husband is a great warrior and he went to Vietnam to fight for Freedom. I am so worried that he may be killed. What can I do?

Signed: Clueless

Dear Clueless:

The war in Vietnam has been over for three decades so you shouldn’t worry about him being killed. You should check his email account and see if he is having an affair with Jane Fonda though.
Signed: Abby

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