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Cowboy at the Pearly Gates

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Unread 05-12-2011, 09:58 PM
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Cowboy at the Pearly Gates

Saw this in an email a couple of days ago.

An old cowboy showed up at the Pearly Gates and St. Peter asked him what his story was. He said that he had been working cows out in the Black Hills and came up on a gang of outlaw bikers attacking a young woman. He yelled at them to stop, and then confronted the biggest, dirtiest, most tattooed guy in the bunch. He ended up knocking the biker down. St Peter was impressed and asked him when all that happened. He replied, "About two and a half minutes ago".

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Unread 05-13-2011, 09:36 PM
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Re: Cowboy at the Pearly Gates

Well ya can't fault the guy for tryin to do what's right, haha
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