A couple of ways to look at things
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken woman swigging her drink, as she sat alone at a nearby table.My wife asks, 'Do you know her?''Yes,' I sighed. 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she started drinking right after we split up those manyyears ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'My God!' says my wife. 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'So you see, there really are two ways to look at everything
I may be the slowest guy on the mountain . . . . but . . . . I'm on the mountain!