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Old 01-29-2014, 07:54 PM
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Conversing with a spouse

With a very seductive voice a wife asked her husband
"Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?"

"No" said her husband.

She gave him a sexy little smile unbuttoned top three
buttons of her blouse and slowly reached down in her
cleavage created by a soft, silky pushup bra and pulled
out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill.

He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and
smiled approvingly.

She then asked "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all
crumpled up?" "No I haven't" he said, an anxious tone
in his voice.

She gave him another sexy little smile pulled up her
skirt, seductively reached into her tight sheer panties
and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.

He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill and started
breathing a little quicker with anticipation.

"Now" she said "Have you ever seen 50,000 Dollars
all crumpled up?"

"No way" he said becoming even more aroused and
excited to which she replied:

"Go look in the garage."
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Old 02-05-2014, 09:53 PM
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Re: Conversing with a spouse

That was...unexpected
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Old 02-05-2014, 10:40 PM
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Re: Conversing with a spouse

Uh... UH...
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