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Old 07-19-2010, 10:18 AM
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A man and his wife had an argument and weren't speaking. Sunddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his wife to wake him at 5 a.m. to go hunting. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he wrote on a piece of paper,' " Please wake me at 5 a.m. ." He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up to discover it was 9 a.m. and he missed a day's hunt. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. It said, "It's 5 a.m.; WAKE UP!"

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Be ye angry, and sin not: let not the sun go down upon your wrath. Eph. 4:26 KJB


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Old 07-19-2010, 10:01 PM
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Pay back's a B...guess she showed him.
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3:19 Husbands, love your wives, and be not bitter against them.
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Old 07-24-2010, 07:43 PM
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Funny story.
I would have been in a bad mood after that one!!!
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