Carefull what you wish for
These two old redneck hounds men were kicked back sitting on the porch in their chairs.
This old hound was laid out on the floor in front of them bent down licking himself as hounds do.
One ole boy looked at the other and said, “man, I wish I could do that.”
His buddy looked out from under his hat and replied “Well go ahead if ya want, but you should probably try pettin' him first.”