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Unread 05-11-2007, 12:08 PM
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Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked,
"Is It true theys suin them cigarette companies fer causin
People to git cancer ?"

"Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer.

"And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants
fer makin them fat an cloggin their arteries with all them
burgers an fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?"

"Sure is, Bubba."

"And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when she
was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?"

"Yep."

"And that football player sued that university when he
gradiated and still couldn't read?"

"That's right," said the lawyer."
"But why are you asking?"

"Well, I was just thinkin .. . ..
What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser
fer all them ugly women I slept with?"
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    Unread 05-11-2007, 12:59 PM
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    Bubba, count me in sounds like we got a class action suit started here.
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    Drink till shes pretty but not so much that you can't leave early !!
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