A doctor from France says: "In France , the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."
The German doctor comments: "That's nothing. In Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."
A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
The U.S. doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing, my colleagues, you are way behind us...in the USA, about 4 years ago, we grabbed a person from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls...we made him President of the United States and now...the whole damn country is looking for work.
"Fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity"