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Unread 06-19-2012, 07:54 PM
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Blonde joke

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender is blonde and the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall blonde, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is a blonde, 6' 2, weighs 225 and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6' 5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Unread 06-19-2012, 07:57 PM
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Not a blonde joke

There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking his beer, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big dude comes in and—Whack!—knocks him off the bar stool and onto the floor. The big dude says, “That was a karate chop from Korea.”

The little guy thinks “Geez,” but he gets back up on the stool and starts drinking again when all of a sudden—Whack!—the big dude knocks him down again and says, “That was a judo chop from Japan.”

So the little guy has had enough of this. He gets up, brushes himself off and quietly leaves. The little guy is gone for an hour or so when he returned. Without saying a word, he walks up behind the big dude and—Wham!”—knocks the big dude off his stool, knocking him out cold!

The little guy looks at the bartender and says, “When he gets up, tell him that’s a crowbar from Sears.”
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Unread 06-19-2012, 08:46 PM
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Re: Blonde joke

I love a good clean, funny joke. That was a 2-fer! Thanks!
"Its not Rocket Surgery.....'

"I have No idea why that cop made me ride in the back seat, when I Clearly called Shotgun!"
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