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Old 05-22-2007, 12:33 PM
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The Blond and the 710 Engine Part

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blond came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.."

She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."

If you're not sure what a 710 is ?????????

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Old 05-22-2007, 09:01 PM
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Re: The Blond and the 710 Engine Part

I would ask her if she wanted the turn signal fluid topped off, and if she wanted her lug nuts rotated [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]
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Old 05-23-2007, 08:24 PM
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Re: The Blond and the 710 Engine Part

Blond's .... Something about them make's them Special [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
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