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Old 02-28-2014, 06:32 AM
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Bell Curve Of Success

At age 4 success is not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is having friends.
At age 16 success is having a driver's license.
At age 20 success is having sex.
At age 35 success is having money.
At age 50 success is having money.
At age 60 success is having sex.
At age 70 success is having a driver's license.
At age 75 success is having friends.
At age 80 success is not peeing in your pants.
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Old 02-28-2014, 09:04 PM
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Re: Bell Curve Of Success

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At age 4 success is not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is having friends.
At age 16 success is having a driver's license.
At age 20 success is having sex.
At age 35 success is having money.
At age 50 success is having money.
At age 60 success is having sex.
At age 70 success is having a driver's license.
At age 75 success is having friends.
At age 80 success is not peeing in your pants.
How about, oh say, around 56ish?????

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Old 02-28-2014, 11:47 PM
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Re: Bell Curve Of Success

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How about, oh say, around 56ish?????

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Having enough money to afford Viagra.
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Having enough money to afford Viagra.
Or enough to afford sex...
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Old 03-01-2014, 09:31 AM
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Re: Bell Curve Of Success

Loved the title enough to want to read the thread. Loved the thread just as much. Thanks.
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Re: Bell Curve Of Success

Lame but TRUE!
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