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Old 04-04-2007, 05:20 PM
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Beer contains female hormones


Beer contains female hormones. Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory
100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a one hour period.

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally
8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary.
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Old 04-04-2007, 08:08 PM
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Re: Beer contains female hormones

that was good, you come up with that yourself?
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Old 04-05-2007, 03:27 PM
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Re: Beer contains female hormones

I was one of the hundred guys !!!
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Old 04-05-2007, 03:31 PM
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Re: Beer contains female hormones

ah i see said the blind man
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Old 04-05-2007, 03:33 PM
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Re: Beer contains female hormones

Sounds like we been there !!
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Re: Beer contains female hormones

Sorry, young pup thats not of legal age yet. So I cant tell ya if I have been there or not.
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Re: Beer contains female hormones

LOL thats funny but its actualy true. Most cans in the US have female hormone in them as a preservitive everything from beer to peas
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