This morning I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo at my local Walmart.
On the way home I stopped at the gas station and this drop dead gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.
She looked at the ammo in the back of my car and said in a very sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in the barter system.
Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"
I thought it over for a few seconds and responded....."Well, that depends…what kind of ammo do you have?