The Barber Shop
It seems that Obama and McCain somehow ended up in the same barber shop for a haircut. The barbers were scared to start any conversation in the event that a knock-down drag-out might start. Anyway, after the barber finished shaving Obama's neck, he was starting to put after shave on him and Obama asked him to STOP! He said if he went home smelling like that his wife might think he had been in a whorehouse. Well the time quickly came for McCain to get the same treatment and the barber asked him if it was ok to use the after shave. McCain said, sure go ahead, MY wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.