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Old 04-24-2007, 01:29 PM
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Arkansas Gorilla Problem



A small zoo in Arkansas obtained a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a beautiful female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination the zoo veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.

Thinking about their problem, the zoo keeper thought of Bobby Lee Walton a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.

The zoo keeper thought they might have a solution. Bobby Lee was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00? Bobby Lee showed some interest but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day he announced that he would accept their offer but only under four conditions.

"First", Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips." The keeper quickly agreed to this condition.

"Second", he said, "You can't never tell no one about this." The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.

"Third", Bobby Lee said, "I want all the children raised Southern Baptist." Once again, it was agreed.

"And lastly", Bobby Lee said, "I'll need another week to come up with the $500.00."
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Old 04-24-2007, 03:40 PM
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Re: Arkansas Gorilla Problem

Hey bearless,
Did you hear the one about the Dogpatch,NY jackass problem?
END OF STORY!!! HA-HA-HA, now that is funny.
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Old 04-24-2007, 04:21 PM
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Re: Arkansas Gorilla Problem

Funny!!! I thought it would have been funnier w/the name "Jimmie Brown" instead of Bobby Lee though [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img].
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Old 04-24-2007, 09:06 PM
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Re: Arkansas Gorilla Problem

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Hey bearless,
Did you hear the one about the Dogpatch,NY jackass problem?
END OF STORY!!! HA-HA-HA, now that is funny.

[/ QUOTE ]

Yes indeed!!

I would be curious as to the definition of Redneck. Most are clueless. I do know which groups of people will not give us gun control problems, homo problems & being weak in general.

I KNOW that I don't have to worry about a "Southern Redneck"
trying to mess up my World or the freedoms & blessings that all folks on this forum hold dear. But a Northeastern Socialist Democrap, now there is a problem group. And that is the real "zoo" we see each day.
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Old 04-25-2007, 05:24 AM
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Re: Arkansas Gorilla Problem

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Hey bearless,
Did you hear the one about the Dogpatch,NY jackass problem?
END OF STORY!!! HA-HA-HA, now that is funny.

[/ QUOTE ]

Yes indeed!!

I would be curious as to the definition of Redneck. Most are clueless. I do know which groups of people will not give us gun control problems, homo problems & being weak in general.

I KNOW that I don't have to worry about a "Southern Redneck"
trying to mess up my World or the freedoms & blessings that all folks on this forum hold dear. But a Northeastern Socialist Democrap, now there is a problem group. And that is the real "zoo" we see each day.

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This part of our forum is labeled humor. This is just a joke that was sent to me and I'd thought I share it.
Not about religion, politics, gun control.....a joke.....do you understand???
Awwww.....you're puttin' me on........Bobby Lee tat you???
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Old 04-25-2007, 05:46 AM
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Re: Arkansas Gorilla Problem

Yea, I get it & I did the first time. Have a nice day.
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Old 04-25-2007, 07:52 AM
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Re: Arkansas Gorilla Problem

Well now I define redneck the same way as Mr. Foxworthy: A glorious absence of sophistication [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] hmm, I drive a truck with a simple carb, I shoot a bot action rifle and a pump action 12 gauge, I guess that makes me a redneck [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif[/img]
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